Damn you Ashton Kutcher!
January 15, 2011 at 7:52 pm 1 comment
Ok, I guess my beef isn’t really with Ashton, but he is an easy scapegoat. I’m home in Fonda, hard at work studying. This means I’m listening to a whole lot of pandora. I love Pandora. Free radio that is tailored to my tastes and mood is the perfect study aid. That was before “No Strings Attached” started advertising on my pandora “study station.” I first saw a trailer for this movie a few weeks ago.
Thoughts:
- Wow, Natalie Portman is doing a romantic comedy?
- A romantic comedy with Ashton Kutcher? Really Natalie? This is Kelso from That Seventies Show. You get nominated for oscars.
- I forgot how attractive Ashton Kutcher could be…
- Oh, she’s a busy doctor with no time for a love life. Sounds familiar…
- Ludacris is in it! He brings back so many good memories at the Jug.
- It’s a romantic comedy. Who am I kidding? I’m going to see it…because that’s how I roll.
At the end of this conversation (with myself), I was all set to see the movie when it came out. And then the Pandora commercial happened. Approximately every 15 minutes (at least that’s what it feels like), I hear the same commercial. Over and over again. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard Natalie Portman scream “Why can’t we just have sex” and one of the supporting characters refer to Ashton as “the old man from Up!” Maybe its because I’m listening to Pandora more than usual, but this has been driving me BONKERS!!!!

Therefore, as of this evening, I’ve officially updated my Pandora. Granted, I was going to have to do this very soon regardless of the commercial. I only have one hour of free listening left, but I couldn’t deal with another hour of this movie preview. Their advertisement has failed. I will NOT see this movie (at least in theaters) on principle. Also if you listen to Pandora at work how incredibly inappropriate.
In other news, we got Chinese take-out for dinner tonight. I ordered the chicken with veggies over brown rice, and I think it’s going to last me for three meals. They give such huge serving sizes!

After dinner, I cracked open a fortune cookie. Student. Yup, that’s me.

“Everything will now come your way.” I’d like to think that means all the answers will pop into my head, but it more likely means I have a whole lot of bugs to learn my micro shelf and I should get back to studying

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Anna | January 15, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Thank you Sarah for the hilarious play by play of your thoughts, which closely resembled what mine would have been. Minus actually seeing the movie in theaters… because I’m pretty sure the last movie I saw in theaters was with you. In May.
Andrea and I repped Upstate again at Panera, along with about 7 other med students. And I laughed out loud at least twice while reading Ridic Simple, which is at least some Micro progress. I know you can relate.
Aaaand now I’ll end the longest comment ever. Yay for your regular blogging!